askthesassyangelcastiel:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

hepickedtherighttie:

napkindicks:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

I think they want us to pick up where they left off

dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days

why do we always end up here

(via ihazamarshmellow)

slippingintostockings:

latitans:

parttimehomosexual:

i have like 609453804 books to read

but you know what i’m gonna do

i’m gonna buy more books

And then I will read fanfiction.

Most accurate post ever.

(Source: monsieurcalvin-candie, via goldtriforce)

insanity-of-the-sane:

harmonysama:

szszsz:

Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction

Some fanfics are so good they deserve a tv series

(Source: demon-radio, via weeping-angel-in-a-trenchcoat)

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

(Source: vans-supreme, via j-gatsbyy)

unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

(via weeping-angel-in-a-trenchcoat)